[dieselpowered]

A few signs to help you know when you are too drunk

• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
• Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
• You can focus better with one eye closed.
• You fall off the floor.
• The whole bar greets you when you come in.
• You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
• Roseanne looks good.
• You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
• You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.