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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-31-2009, 01:42 PM Thread Starter
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For the birds

I normally dont post this type of stuff, but i thought this one was pretty good.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it with seed.
Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table ... Everywhere!


Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio.



Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.


Now let's see.


Our government gives out
Free food,
subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic Citizen.

Then the illegals came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for

Free services;
small apartments Are housing 5 families;

you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor;

Your child's second grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box;

I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank Talk to me in English,

People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' are Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.



Just my opinion, but maybe

it's time for the government

To take down the bird feeder.


If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Just continue cleaning up the poop Ha Ha
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I'm tired of picking up the poop and paying for the seed. Lets smash the feeder with our SxS's.
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I'm tired of picking up the poop and paying for the seed. Lets smash the feeder with our SxS's.
wow...You hit that on the head. I totally agree.
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What sucks is the older I get the more I know about things like this and more pissed off I become.

Youthfulness is bliss or is it ignorance is bliss.



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You nailed it DASA, got to the point and funny at the same time!

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Yeah ..... this chit is all effed up no question. When people can get more money from the goverment then from a job chit is wrong.

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Question is, What are we going to do about it? Other than run it over with our SxS's. Anybody watch Glenn Beck on Fox News?
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Question is, What are we going to do about it? Other than run it over with our SxS's. Anybody watch Glenn Beck on Fox News?
I have been listening to him for over 10 years...he cracks me up and makes his point at the same time...
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WOW people who believe like I do this is awesome, I dont bring my views in places because I dont wanna hear the idiots who squawk about how we need tohelp about the poor and give people med insurance because they cant afford it even though they have free food and smoke healthy amounts of cigarettes, drink alot of alcohol, and talk on those wonderful cell phones.
Maybe with global warming the earth will get hot enough to cook all the idiots. Sorry I get angry at my wonderful tax dollars at work.

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My Wife works the grocery biz, and she sees all shapes and sizes of the welfair users good and bad mostly bad. She comes home irritated because they seem to by all the high end food and then on a seperate order beer and cigs. WTF
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